Talk Like a Pirate Day

Aye, this is the 21st century at best, a holiday definitely in'ented t' help people waste time at work or school. Me was disinclined t' guess that this is be so popular, but me suppose the mo'ies o' the past fi'e years have pushed pirates int' mainstream pop culture. So enjoy your Talk Like a Pirate Day!

...and for those that may have wondard, I actually don't speak Pirate, I just used the online translator from www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php